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Brothers And Sisters
2006-12-28 - 11:06 a.m.
From the Older Than Dirt Dept.:
Found this in the archives. Since Saddam's still in the news ("Turtleneck Manufacturer Makes Specialty Item For Saddam's Burial"), I figured I'd share. Bonus points if you get the ones with the * after them.
Now that Saddam's sons Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
- Sooflay - the restauranteur
- Guday - the half-Australian brother
- Huray - the sports fanatic
- Bejay - the gay brother
- Kuntay & Kintay - the twins from the African mother*
- Sayhay - the baseball player*
- Ojay - the stalker / murderer
- Gulay - the singer / entertainer*
- Ebay - the internet czar
- Biliray - the country music star
- Ecksray - the radiologist
- Puray - the blender factory owner
- Regay - the half-Jamaican brother
- Tupay - the one with bad hair
Among the sisters:
- Pusay - the 'loose' 22 yr old
- Lattay - the coffee shop owner
- Bufay - the 300 pound sister
- Dushay - the clean sister
- Phayray - the zoo worker in the gorilla house*
- Sapheway - the grocery store owner*
- Ollay - the half-mexican sister
- Gudlay - the prostitute
Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.
The Graffiti Assholes have struck again.
They did a lot of damage to my apartment complex, covering several garage doors and exterior walls with their "art".
But there's one tiny bit of good news. It's the same tags. It's just two nitwit children. There's no big gang war going on - no rival tags, no 187s, or any of that crap.
My landlord says it'll be painted over quickly, probably by tonight.
We have good landlords.
Brin's on her way down for another visit. This time, she's staying through New Year's.
Which means I have cleanup to do.
Be seeing you.
1 comments so far
Bob - 2006-12-28 21:44:52 - http://shadowgm.diaryland.com
You forgot Huhray, the cheerleading sister; Emwhay, the brother who's the door-to-door salesman; and Kurdzhanway, the preschool teacher. (I got all of the * references, BTW.)
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