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2007-04-24 - 11:51 a.m.

Had another short-handed night last night. I had so much to do that I worked straight through the shift.

Then I went to Del Taco and had dinner. If you get the chance, try their shredded beef burrito. Yummy.


In yesterday's entry, we talked about Sheryl Crow's idea of limiting yourself to a single square of TP when you use the toilet.

So far, the best response I've heard came from Rosie O'Donnell, of all people. Rosie's response to Sheryl:

"Have you seen my ass?"


Now remember, kiddies - hip-hop is a valid form of musical expression and Don Imus is a racist bastard.

But then, a hip-hop artist went on 60 Minutes and talked about the "Hip-Hop Code"...which seems to be that you never snitch. If you know about any crime, even the killing of a child, you keep it to youself.

Speaking of the Imus bad can what he said be when there's a production company called "One Ho Productions" and nobody has complained?

Simple. "One Ho Productions?" That's owned and operated by Whoopi Goldberg.


In the Nudge Nudge Say No More Dept.:

If you bought a free sample of Astroglide sexual lubricant in the last four years, everybody knows about it.

The thing is, sex lube isn't that big a deal. If you're married, it proves you're still having fun. If you're single, it proves still you're having fun. Who cares? It's like buying condoms. So you're sexually active - at least you care enough about your partner to not spread a disease or have an unplanned pregnancy. It shows you care.

And this particular item is the reason for today's title.

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things...that money can buy." - Steve Martin


So. Onward into the day.

Be seeing you.


1 comments so far

Brin - 2007-04-25 07:45:19 -
Well, the first time you buy adult things, it's nerve wracking, probably at any age. But you're right. Nothing to be really embarrassed about at all.


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