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2007-09-13 - 11:40 a.m.

There was a couple that showed up at my work last night. The guy looked like a biker type, with a bandanna and torn jeans and a T-shirt.

But the woman. OMFG.

Let's see now...she must've been in her mid-to-late-40's. She had at least a DD-bustline squeezed into a bare-midriff top that was at least one size too small. The exposed midriff was not flat but DID look toned (or possibly in the sixth month of pregnancy). Add in a VERY short pleated gray skirt that should be on a cheerleader, thigh-high socks and funky sneakers. She also had very wildly-teased dark hair that went down to her back.

My hand unto God, she looked like one of those women that show up on an emergency makeover episode of Maury...the "my mom dresses too sexy" shows.

Even if she looked good, to me it looked like a costume for a performance...public or private.

Maybe she lost a bet. But she didn't seem uncomfortable.

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Any KISS fans in your life? Here's something that they might like...

Oh, and today's title is a KISS song.

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Well, off to work. Sorry, short post today. Maybe more tomorrow.

Be seeing you.

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