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Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me

2007-09-19 - 12:45 p.m.

Arrr, t'day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Arrr.

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In the Ye Gots Te Be Kiddin' Dept.:

A state senetor from Nebraska be suin' the Almyghty.

Whilst I not be as smart as one o' them what knows the law, I believes that this senetor is as foolish as this creature, so I does.

One o' them lawyers e'en responded to the stupid critter.

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Speakin' of stupid critters...that Jesse Jackson be puttin' his foot in his mouth agayn.

Mayhaps he sees this Obama as sum kind o' threat to Jackson's "posytion" as a "black leader".

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Arrr, I be needin' t' watch sum bayseball afore I heads to me "real" job.

Be seein' ye.

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2 comments so far

artgnome - 2007-09-19 21:37:23 - http://artgnome.diaryland.com
you did the best job of talking like a pirate today, matey. good on you!

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Bob - 2007-09-20 09:18:26 - shadowgm.diaryland.com
Arrr, the Almighty's gone and responded to the senator, he has. Told him he failed to serve his summons proper, arrr. (Laddie, you need a letter of marque before setting up shop as a privateer ...)

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