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Magic Man

2008-05-07 - 12:14 p.m.

Another weird dream tonight, that culminated with falling off a mountain and being startled into wakefulness.

Must've been dinner. "Oh, them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out."

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Hillary is threatening to go after OPEC, saying "they can no longer be a cartel".

Would our anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws even apply? And how is she going to break them up - by nuking them?

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Remember that judge that sued the dry cleaners for $54 million, all because they lost his pants? Now he's suing to get his job back and $1 million in damages.

If at first you don't succeed...

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A middle-school teacher in Florida has been fired from his job.

Now, there have been a lot of stories about teacher firings for inappropriate conduct with a student. But this time the charge is...wizardry. It seems this teacher did a 30-second magic trick that made a toothpick appear and disappear - and he's been fired for it.

The district says it's more than that, but won't say what.

Someone contact Hogwarts - they've got a new candidate for Defense Against The Dark Arts.

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Okay, the day beckons, although it is cloudy and gray. It rained some last night, so I'll make sure to take my umbrella.

Oh, and Solange is okay after the heatwave a couple weeks ago - she's been very affectionate and waits for me when I come home.

So, onward.

Be seeing you.



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