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Neal Boortz - Neal's Nuze
2008-05-07 - 12:14 p.m.
Another weird dream tonight, that culminated with falling off a mountain and being startled into wakefulness.
Must've been dinner. "Oh, them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out."
Hillary is threatening to go after OPEC, saying "they can no longer be a cartel".
Would our anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws even apply? And how is she going to break them up - by nuking them?
Remember that judge that sued the dry cleaners for $54 million, all because they lost his pants? Now he's suing to get his job back and $1 million in damages.
If at first you don't succeed...
A middle-school teacher in Florida has been fired from his job.
Now, there have been a lot of stories about teacher firings for inappropriate conduct with a student. But this time the charge is...wizardry. It seems this teacher did a 30-second magic trick that made a toothpick appear and disappear - and he's been fired for it.
The district says it's more than that, but won't say what.
Someone contact Hogwarts - they've got a new candidate for Defense Against The Dark Arts.
Okay, the day beckons, although it is cloudy and gray. It rained some last night, so I'll make sure to take my umbrella.
Oh, and Solange is okay after the heatwave a couple weeks ago - she's been very affectionate and waits for me when I come home.
Be seeing you.
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