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F*ck Me Pumps

2009-07-08 - 7:32 p.m.

An extremely late post today. I swapped my night shift with another employee, and wound up working during the day.

Brin and I will take advantage of this by trying to catch the Main Street Electrical Parade.


So Greenpeace, that wonderfully reasonable environmental protection group, decide to protest the fact that President Obama is dragging his heels in the fight against global warming.

How do they do this? By vandalism.

Brilliant, you stupid idiots.


Oh, I forgot to mention this:

I was driving home Monday evening, and I saw a couple engaged in what looked like some serious necking. The guy had the girl up against a brick wall and they were going at it pretty hot and heavy.

When I made a left turn into the nearby alley, I noticed that the girl's pants were down to her knees.

That's right, kids. Out in the open night air, in front of God and everybody, these two were doing what John Spartan in "Demolition Man" called "the hunka-chunka".

Usually this is a much nicer neighborhood. I hope it was just to fulfill somebody's fantasy, because maybe now it's out of their system.


Coming to a news outlet near you...unfortunately.


Okay, I'm outta here. I'll post earlier tomorrow.

Be seeing you.


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