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Another One Bites The Dust
2009-10-27 - 11:46 a.m.
For the first time in several years, I picked up a copy of Playboy.
Why now, after all these years? Simple - Marge Simpson has a mini-pictorial. I was curious to see how far the character would go. Granted, this IS Playboy, so I was pretty sure there wouldn't be a gynecological exam in there anywhere.
What there is, is tasteful cheesecake - a see-through top with nipples seen but covered, and crossed legs behind a chair. There's also a filled-out "Playmate Data Sheet".
And I gotta admit, she looks damned good for a woman that's had three kids. I don't see a single stretch mark.
Question: If a man finds Marge Simpson attractive, does that make him a Homer-sexual?
Nancy Pelosi thinks that, since the phrase "public option" is getting bad press, it needs a new name: "consumer option".
Another word for "public dollars" is "taxpayer dollars". No wonder that's not going over well.
Gee, CNN has dropped to last place in the ratings.
Well, when Wolf Blitzer fails to follow up with the "balloon boy" hoax - Blitzer was the one interviewing Falcon when the boy said "we did this for a show" and let the dad brush the statement away - WTF do you expect?
And we have another train wreck from the cast of Full House. Sheese.
And there's your title link. Dust - get it?
Okay, we're gonna try for HomeTown again. The temperature is almost twenty degrees cooler than yesterday.
Be seeing you.
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