Dirty White Boy

2008-06-16 - 1:16 p.m.

We seem to have a new feral cat in the neighborhood - a white tom that has been living the hard life in the outdoors.

He is filthy - there's a huge spot on his back that is probably motor oil. And of course, he's kissing up to Solange.

Not a chance, pal.

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John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, has some choice words for His Goreness and the Church Of Global Warming.

Oh, and speaking of environmentalists...if saving the planet is such a big deal, why aren't they going after Brazil and its newly discovered offshore oil?

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This one's for everyone who voted in the Democrats in 2006 based on their "Iraq policy".

Here's a video of Congressman Paul Kanjorski (D-PA). He said the following words:

"I'll tell you my impression. We really in this last election, when I say we...the Democrats...that if we won the Congressional elections we could stop the war. Now, anybody was a good student of government would know that wasn't true. But you know, the temptation to want to win back the Congress...we sort of stretched the facts, and the people ate it up."

Terrific, ain't it?

Fortunately, not everyone in Washington is an idiot - here's five minutes of Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX), talking about what will need to be done if one of those new fluorescent lightbulbs break. Over here is the full text.

One of those things you must do is to open the windows, shut off your central AC and heater, and leave the room for at least fifteen minutes.

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Alicia Keys gave an interview to Blender a few months ago. It includes the following:

" 'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other," she says, putting down the sandwich. " 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

Come again? A ploy by whom?

She looks at us like it's the dumbest question in the world. "The government."

Oh, and the bi-coastal feud between Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G.? That was just a plot by the government and the media "to stop another great black leader from emerging."

She should hook up with Jeremiah Wright. They speak the same "language".

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Okay. There are three - count 'em, three - Grad Nights this week.

I have much to do.

Be seeing you.

Bob - 2008-06-16 21:26:22 - http://shadowgm.diaryland.com
The downside of accepting the 'government plot' nonsense is it admits the po' black folk done fall for it. Take some fricking responsibility for your own actions. Ain't the government marketing gangsta, and it ain't the government BUYING IT.

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