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What's Exactly The Matter With Me
2007-05-25 - 6:45 a.m.
So what am I doing awake at this early early (for me) hour?
I don't know.
I just flat out popped awake at about 5:30. Had a soda, laid back down, and proceeded NOT to sleep.
I know I ate very badly yesterday. Too many carbs. It threw my metabolism completely outta whack. I'm probably still paying for it.
I'll take a nap before the band gig. I promise.
And now...Big Confession Time.
Maybe it's because I'm tired but can't sleep, I'm going to reveal a horrible, terribly personal secret about myself.
Laugh all you want, but the following is absolutely, positively, 100% true:
I am 41 years old and have never, ever, EVER learned how to make a paper airplane.
I swear that it's true. I just never learned. Was never taught.
Flipped on the TV and found this on Adult Swim. I haven't seen this in years.
Mega-thrusters are go.
Today is Towel Day 2007:
If you sass that hoopy Mr. Adams, carry a towel with you all day today.
And above all...don't panic.
There's nothing else on TV, and I'm still not ready to go back to sleep.
Have to find something to lull me back to sleep. Like rap music.
Be seeing you.
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